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Confessions

I have a confession.
actually, it’s more of an announcement.
I was cleaning out my bathroom bins last night… 
– throwing away old makeup
– chucking dried up nail polish
– weighing pros and cons of keep 5 majillion half used hair product bottles (what?! i might use them one day!)
etc, etc.
anywho…. i’d like to report this embarrassing  funny finding
go ahead… take a closer look
yup, you’re seeing clearly…. that’s 4 tweezers and 6 pairs of nail clippers
*wretch*
AND
i know for a FACT that i have 2 more tweezers and 1 pair of nail clippers in my car as we speak!
Who needs this many tweezers and clippers?

I’m not Chewbacca

though I wouldn’t mind being best friends with Harrison Ford…. *giggle, snort*

(no offense future hubby)

SO….

How did this happen?
two words:
GRADUATE SCHOOL
dun dun DUN!!!!!
I NEVER used to be this out of sorts.
forgetful, messy, unorganized, buying new nail clippers because I really needed to trim a hangnail but could find any of the other 5 pairs…
embarrassing, to say the least
 I loaded those photos up so fast, my blog didn’t have a chance to blink.
because i wanted it to be public… 
hopefully in sharing my “i can’t find it so i’ll buy a new one” sickness I can prevent this from happening again.
on a happier note:
I found my retainer!!!
(*yes, she is still in one piece and relatively clean….
…and yes, she IS glow in the dark blue!)
and this morning my teeth are aching so badly i half expect them to jump right out
of my mouth and run away screaming to find a better home (maybe the elderly lady down the street?)
…. I guess that’s what happens when (cover your ears dad) you don’t
wear it for 5 years and then try to jam it back into your mouth.
side-note people: TEETH CHANGE
i’m just sayin’

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